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Sexuality... And Talking to Strangers?
So I'm in the dirty pick up line section of that website and I have to say... they live up to their names haha. I mean, the cheesy pick up lines are OK, you can kind of use them to be... well, not so cheesy. Like "Excuse me, would you mind scratching my back? My arms are too muscular to reach." It's cheesy but it's meant to be a joke. I hope! If a skinny guy said it I'd trip out.

But yeah, back to the dirty ones.

"If it's true that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning!"

Alright... wonderful. Like, when would you say that? Am I just missing something? I guess if you have a dirty sense of humour you could pull it off, but not as the first thing you say. I think if you're laughing while you say it she won't even understand and you'll have to repeat it. So then your pick up line has to be serious, which means she's got to feel the whole thing.

The subtext is, "Hi, I'm sleazy and uncalibrated and this shit isn't even funny."

Maybe I'm being critical. If anyone reads this, help me out here... Any good uses for dirty pick up lines?

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